Originally aired: 13/12/2007
Writer:
Jeremy
Carver
Director: J. Miller Tobin
Guest Stars: Ridge Canipe as Young Dean, Colin
Ford as Young Sam, Spencer Garrett as Edward Carrigan,
Merrilyn Gann as Madge Carrigan
Official CW Description
SAM
AND DEAN HUNT AN ANTI-SANTA It's Christmas time and
Sam and Dean investigate a series of murders where the
victims were pulled up through the chimney. Sam realizes
they are dealing with a sort of Anti-Santa, a demon
with roots in pagan lore. Dean wants to celebrate Christmas
the old fashioned way as this is his last, but Sam refuses,
not wanting to accept that Dean won't be around next
year. Sam flashes back to a certain Christmas when he
waited for his father to come home to give him a special
gift. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by
Jeremy Carver
Full Synopsis
Inside,
night
A little boy is talking to his uncle, asking if he is
going to get presents this year. The uncle asks him
if he’s been a good boy, and the boy says yes.
The uncle says that maybe Santa will come tonight then.
Later on that night, the uncle, dressed in a Santa suit,
fixes his beard, and then rings some bells until he
hears the little boy come to the top of the stairs,
then he begins putting presents under the tree. “Santa!”
the little boy says as he watches. Suddenly there is
a loud bunch of thumps on the roof, and they both look
up. “Reindeer!” the little boys says excitedly.
The uncle continues. He hears more thumps on the roof,
and then he sees dirt coming down the chimney. He walks
over to look, putting his head in the fireplace. The
little boy is watching still. Suddenly, hands come down
and grab the uncle, pulling him up the chimney. “Santa?”
the little boy says, as a bloody boot falls out of the
chimney.
Ypsilanti,
Michigan; present day
“My daughter and I were in our beds. Mike was
downstairs, decorating the tree,” a woman is saying
to Dean, who is taking notes. “I heard a thump
on the roof, and then – I heard Mike scream, and
now I’m talking to the FBI,” she finishes.
“You didn’t see any of it?” Dean asks,
and when she says no he asks if the doors were locked,
and if there were any signs of forced entry. Once again
she replies in the negative. “Does anybody else
have a key?” Dean asks, and she says yes, her
parents, but they live in Florida. Sam comes out of
the house and says, “Thanks for letting me have
a look around, Mrs. Walsh. I think we’ve got just
about everything we need. We’re all set.”
“We’ll be in touch,” Dean says, and
the boys start to walk away. “Agents,” says
Mrs. Walsh suddenly, “The police say my husband
might have been kidnapped.” “Could be,”
Dean says. “Well then why haven’t the kidnappers
called? Or demanded a ransom? It’s three days
till Christmas. What am I supposed to tell our daughter?”
she asks. “We’re very sorry,” Sam
says.
As the boys walk away, Dean asks Sam
if he found anything. Sam says that he found stockings
and mistletoe and, he hands Dean a tooth, and says he
found it in the chimney. Dean says there’s no
way the dad could’ve been dragged up the chimney,
because it’s too narrow. “Not in one piece,”
Sam replies. “Alright so if Dad went up the chimney,”
begins Dean, “We need to find out who dragged
him up there,” Sam finishes.
Motel
Dean comes in to where Sam is doing research on the
laptop, and asks if it’s a serial killing chimney
sweep. “Yup. It’s actually Dick Van Dyke,”
Sam replies. “What?” Dean asks. “Mary
Poppins?” Sam says. “Who’s that?”
Dean asks. “Nevermind,” Sam shakes his head.
“Well it turns out that Walsh is the second guy
to get grabbed out of his house this month,” Dean
says, taking off his jacket. “Yeah? The other
guy get dragged up the chimney too?” Sam asks.
“Dunno. Witnesses said they heard a thump on the
roof,” Dean continues. “So what do you think
we’re dealing with?” “Actually I have
an idea,” Sam says. “It’s gonna sound
crazy…” “What could you possibly say
that sounds crazy to me?” Dean asks. “Um…
evil Santa,” Sam replies. Dean stares at him a
second and then says, “Yeah that’s crazy.”
“Yeah,” Sam says. “But I’m just
saying, there’s a version of the anti-Claus in
every culture. There’s tons of lore.” He
goes on to name a few, and shows Dean some pictures.
“On what?” Dean asks. Sam says they all
say that around Christmas time, Santa’s rogue
brother shows up and instead of giving presents, he
punishes the wicked. “By hauling their ass up
chimneys?” Dean asks. “For starters, yeah,”
Sam replies. “So this is your theory? Santa’s
shady brother?” Dean says. “I’m just
saying, that’s what the lore says,” Sam
answers. “Santa doesn’t have a brother,”
Dean says. “There is no Santa.” “Yeah
I know, you’re the one that told me that in the
first place, remember?” Sam says back. They stare
at each other a minute, and then Sam says “I could
be wrong. I gotta be wrong.” “Maybe, maybe
not,” Dean says, and Sam looks at him. “What?”
Sam says. “I did a little digging, and it turns
out both victims visited the same place before they
got snatched,” Dean tells him. “Where?”
Sam asks.
Santa’s
Village
There’s a sign across the entry to a place called
“Santa’s Village”, with a rather evil
looking Santa holding it. There are some people walking
around in reindeer costumes and elf costumes. Dean and
Sam walk in, talking about the Anti-Claus, and Dean
says, “Speaking of Christmas, we should have one
this year.” “Have what?” Sam asks.
“A Christmas,” Dean says. “No thanks,”
Sam says. “Aw come on! We’ll get a tree,
just like when we were little,” Dean says enthusiastically.
“Dean, those weren’t exactly Hallmark memories
for me,” Sam replies. Dean looks confused. “What
do you mean, we had some great Christmases,” he
says. “Whose childhood are you talking about?”
Sam says. “Oh come on, Sam!” Dean says,
turning to face him. “No, Dean. Just… no,”
Sam says. Dean stares at him for a minute, and then
walks away, saying, “Grinch.” Sam looks
down at a little reindeer statue in front of him, and
remembers.
Flashback
to Christmas Eve, 1991, in Broken Bow, Nebraska
Young Sam is wrapping up a present in newspaper as Dean,
standing at the window, looks back at him. “What’s
that?” “Present for Dad,” Sam replies.
“Yeah right. Where’d you get the money?
Steal it?” Dean asks. “No,” Sam says.
“Uncle Bobby gave it to me, to give to him. Said
it was real special.” “What is it?”
Dean asks. “A pony,” Sam replies. “Very
funny.” Dean walks over and sits down on the couch
next to where Sam is wrapping the present, and opens
a magazine. “Dad’s gonna be here, right?”
Sam says. “He’ll be here,” Dean says
firmly. “It’s Christmas,” Sam says,
and Dean replies, “He knows. And he’ll be
here. Promise.” “Where is he, anyway?”
Sam asks. “On business,” Dean says carefully.
“What kind of business?” Sam asks. “You
know that. He sells stuff,” Dean replies. “What
kind of stuff?” Sam wonders. “Stuff,”
Dean answers. “Nobody ever tells me anything,”
Sam says. “Then quit asking,” replies Dean,
moving to the bed, where he brushes off a bunch of garbage
before sitting down. “Is Dad a spy?” Sam
asks. “Mmmhmm,” replies Dean, “He’s
James Bond.” “Why do we move around so much?”
Sam asks. “Cause everywhere we go, they get sick
of your face,” Dean says irritably. Sam jumps
over the couch. “I’m old enough, Dean. You
can tell me the truth.” “You don’t
want to know the truth,” Dean says, looking at
him. “Believe me.” “Is that why we
never talk about…Mom?” Sam asks. “Shut
up!” Dean yells, getting up. “Don’t
you ever talk about Mom! Ever!” he gets up and
heads for the door. “Where are you going?”
Sam asks. “Out,” Dean says, leaving.
Santa’s
Village, present
“It takes ten bucks to get into this place, you’d
think they could scrounge up a little snow,” says
Dean, looking around at the green grass and trees. “What?”
says Sam, snapping out of his memories. “Nothing.
What are we looking for again?” Dean asks. “Well…
lore says that the Anti-Claus will walk with a limp,
and smell like sweets,” Sam says, starting to
walk. Dean follows him. Dean asks why he smells like
candy, and Sam says that it’s so kids will come
closer. “That’s creepy,” Dean says.
“So how does thing know who’s been naughty
and who’s been nice?” “I don’t
know,” Sam replies. The boys stop and look over
at the santa, who is rather grouchy looking and talks
in a raspy voice. “Come sit on Santa’s knee,”
he says to a little boy. “You been a good boy
this year?” When the boy replies yes, the santa
says, “Good, cause Santa’s got a special
gift for you.” Then laughs in an evil kind of
way. “Maybe we do,” Dean says, as the little
boy get down and walks away. A girl in an elf costume
comes up and says, “Welcome to Santa’s Court,
can I escort your child to Santa?” “No,
but my brother here, it’s been a life-long dream
of his,” Dean says, clapping Sam on the back.
“Um, sorry, no kids over twelve,” she says,
looking confused. “He’s just kidding,”
Sam says. “We just came here to watch.”
The girl looks over at Dean, who shakes his head, and
then says, “Ew.” And walks away. “I
didn’t mean we came here to…” Sam
trails off and then glares at Dean. “Thanks a
lot, Dean. Thanks for that.” Dean laughs, then
says, “Hey check this out!” The santa gets
down from his chair, and limps past them. “Are
you seeing this?” Dean says. “A lot of people
walk with limps,” Sam says. “Don’t
tell me you didn’t smell that,” Dean says.
“That was candy, man.” “That was Ripple,”
says Sam. “I think. Had to be. Maybe.” “You
willing to take that chance?” Dean asks.
Impala,
night
“What time is it?” Dean asks, as the boys
sit in the car outside the man’s house. “Same
as the last time you asked,” Sam replies as Dean
rubs his eyes. “Hey Sam,” he says. “Why
are you the boy who hates Christmas?” Sam looks
at him. “Dean…” “I gotta admit,
we had some bumpy holidays when we were kids…”
Dean begins. “Bumpy?” Sam says. “But
that was then. We’ll do it right this year,”
Dean finishes. “Look Dean, if you wanna have Christmas,
knock yourself out. Just don’t involve me,”
Sam replies. Dean looks at him, then says “Aw
yeah, that’ll be great, me and myself making cranberry
moulds.” Sam shrugs. The boys watch as the old
man goes to his window and pulls the curtains, then
they suddenly hear screaming from inside. They jump
out of the car and run to the door. Sam laughs a bit,
and Dean looks at him. “What?” “Nothing.
It’s just, Mr. Gung-ho Christmas might have to
blow away a Santa,” Sam says. Dean looks at him,
then opens the door. As soon as they walk in the old
man stands up. “What the hell are you doing here?”
he asks, and the boys look past him to see the TV is
on, that’s where the screaming was coming from.
The boys struggle for a moment, and then Dean begins
to sing “Silent Night”. Sam quickly joins
in, and the man begins to laugh. The boys sing for a
moment longer, then hurry out the door.
House,
night
A little boy comes to the top of the stairs as he hears
thumps on the roof and in the chimney. He runs down
to the chimney, and says, “Santa, you’re
early!” Something steps out of the chimney and
walks past the little boy, it’s wearing a blood-soaked
Santa suit as it walks up the stairs. The little boy
is obviously frightened as he watches it go up. It goes
into his parents’ room and opens the door. A moment
later, the boy hears a scream, and then silence. Then
it comes out of the room dragging his father in a bag,
the father is struggling. It pulls him down the stairs,
and then in front of the chimney, it does something
to the father and he stops screaming. It then turns
toward the little boy, and goes toward him. The little
boy is terrified, but the thing only takes one of the
cookies that are left out, and then leaves.
Morning
“So that’s how your son described the attack?
Santa took daddy up the chimney?” Dean asks as
he and Sam follow the wife through her house. “That’s
what he says, yes,” she says. “Where were
you?” “I was asleep,” she says, “and
all of a sudden, Al was being dragged out of bed, screaming.”
“Did you see the attacker?” Sam asks. She
shakes her head. “It was dark. And he hit me.
He knocked me out.” The boys nod. “I’m
sorry,” says Dean. “I know this must be
hard.” “Yeah. Mrs. Caldwell, where did you
get that wreath, above the fireplace?” Sam asks
suddenly. Dean and the woman stare at him a moment before
she says, “Excuse me?” “Just curious,
you know,” says Sam weakly.
“Wreaths, huh?” says Dean
as the boys leave. “Sure you didn’t want
to ask about her shoes? I saw some nice handbags in
the foyer.” “We’ve seen that wreath
before, Dean,” Sam replies. “The Walsh’s,
yesterday.” “I know, I was just testing
you,” Dean replies.
Motel
“Alright, well, keep looking, would you?”
Sam says into his phone. “Thanks Bobby.”
He hangs up. “Well, we’re not dealing with
the Anti-Claus,” he says to Dean. “What’d
Bobby say?” Dean asks. “That we’re
morons,” Sam says. “He also said that it
was probably Meadowsweet in those wreaths.” “Wow,
that’s amazing,” says Dean. “What
the hell is Meadowsweet?” “It’s pretty
rare,” replies Sam, “And it’s probably
the most powerful plant in Pagan lore.” “Pagan
lore?” Dean says. “See they use Meadowsweet
for human sacrifice, it was kind of like a… chum
for their gods. Gods were drawn to it, and they’d
stop by, and snack on whatever was the nearest human,”
Sam explains. “Why would somebody be using that
in Christmas wreaths?” Dean asks. “Well
it’s not as crazy as it sounds, Dean,” Sam
replies. “Pretty much every Christmas tradition
is Pagan.” “Christmas is Jesus’s birthday,”
Dean says. “No, Jesus’s birthday was probably
in the fall,” Sam corrects. “It was actually
the winter solstice that was co-opted by the church
and renamed Christmas. But I mean the yule log, santa’s
red suit, even the tree, that’s all remnants of
Pagan worship.” “How do you know that?”
Dean says in shock. “What’re you gonna tell
me next, the Easter bunny’s Jewish? So you think
we’re dealing with a Pagan god?” Sam says
yes, probably the god of the winter solstice. “And
all these Martha-Stewart-wannabes, buying the wreaths,”
Dean says. “Yup. It’s pretty much like putting
a neon sign on your door that says, ‘come kill
us’,” Sam replies. Looking at an article
about the god, he says that in return for sacrifices,
the god gives mild weather. “Kinda like no snow,
in the middle of December, in Michigan,” Dean
suggests. “For instance,” Sam replies. “So
we know how to kill it yet?” Dean asks. “No,
Bobby’s still working on that,” Sam says.
“We gotta figure out where they’re selling
those wreaths.” “Think they’re selling
them on purpose?” Dean asks. “Feeding the
victims to this thing?” “Let’s find
out,” Sam says.
Christmas
store
The boys walk into a store which is packed with Christmas
decorations. “Can I help you boys?” the
owner asks. “Yeah, we were playing Jenga the other
night over at the Walsh’s, and well, he hasn’t
shut up since about this Christmas wreath, I dunno,
tell him,” Dean says, smiling at Sam. “Sure,”
Sam says, looking murderous. “It was yummy.”
“I sell a lot of wreaths, guys,” says the
owner. “Yeah but this one would’ve been
really special, see it had green leaves, white buds…
it might have been made out of… Meadowsweet?”
Sam says. “Wow. You’re a fussy one,”
says the owner. “He is,” Dean laughs. “Anyway
I know the one you’re talking about. I’m
all out.” “Oh. Seems this Meadowsweet stuff’s
pretty rare and expensive. Why make wreaths out of it?”
Dean asks. “Beats me, I didn’t make them,”
replies the owner. “Who did?” Dean asks.
He says it was a local lady, and she gave them to him
for free. Dean asks if he sold them for free, and the
owner replies, “No, it’s Christmas. People
pay a buttload for this crap.” “That’s
the spirit,” Dean says.
Motel
“How much do you think one of those wreaths would
cost?” Dean asks as the boys go into their motel
room. “A couple of hundred dollars at least,”
Sam replies. “And this lady’s giving them
away for free? What do you think about that?”
Dean asks. “Seems pretty suspicious,” Sam
admits. The boys sit down on their beds. “You
remember that wreath that Dad brought home one year?”
Dean asks. “You mean the one he stole from the
liquor store?” Sam asks. “Yeah, it was a
bunch of empty beer cans,” Dean smiles. “That
thing was awesome. I bet if I looked around enough,
I’d find one just like it.” “Alright.
Dude, what’s going on with you?” Sam asks.
“What?” Dean says. “Since when are
you Bing Crosby all of a sudden? Why do you want to
do Christmas so bad?” “Why are you so against
it?” Dean asks. “Were you childhood memories
that traumatic?” “No that has nothing to
do with it,” Sam says. “I just, I don’t
get it. You haven’t talked about Christmas in
years.” Dean pauses for a minute. “Well,
yeah. This is my last year.” Sam stares at him.
“I know. That’s why I can’t.”
“What do you mean?” Dean asks. “I
mean I just can’t sit around, drinking eggnog,
pretending everything’s ok, when I know next Christmas
you’ll be dead,” Sam says, his voice catching
at the end. “I just can’t.” Dean nods,
looking at the floor.
Flashback
Dean walks in to the motel room, and Sam looks up. “I
thought you went out.” “Yeah, to get you
dinner,” Dean replies, then puts the stuff down
on the bed. “I know why you keep a gun under your
pillow,” says Sam, sitting down across from Dean
on his own bed. “No you don’t,” Dean
replies. “And I know why we lay salt down wherever
we go,” Sam goes on. “No you don’t,
shut up,” Dean says. Sam reaches over and pulls
out Dad’s journal, from under the mattress. “Where
did you get that, that’s Dad’s. He’s
gonna kick your ass for reading that!” Dean says,
standing up. “Are monsters real?” Sam asks.
“No, you’re crazy,” Dean says. “Tell
me,” Sam insists. Dean thinks about it for a while
before saying, “I swear, if you ever tell Dad
I told you any of this? I’ll end you.” “Promise,”
Sam says. Dean sits back down. “First thing you
have to know is, we have the coolest dad in the world.
He’s a superhero.” “He is?”
Sam asks. “Yeah,” Dean goes on. “Monsters
are real. Dad fights them. He’s fighting them
right now.” “But Dad said that the monsters
under my bed weren’t real,” Sam says. “That’s
cause he’d already checked under there,”
Dean admits. “Yeah, they’re real. Almost
everything is real.” “Is Santa real?”
Sam asks. Dean says no. “If monsters are real,
then they could get us. They could get me!” Sam
says. “Dad’s not going to let them get you,”
Dean promises. “But what if they get him?”
Sam asks. “They aren’t going to get him,”
Dean says with a smile. “Dad’s like, the
best.” “I read in Dad’s book, they
got Mom,” Sam says. “It’s complicated,
Sam,” Dean replies. “If they got Mom, they
can get Dad. And if they get Dad, they can get us,”
Sam finishes. “It’s not like that,”
Dean says, switching places to sit next to Sam. “Dad’s
fine. We’re fine. Trust me.” When Sam looks
away, Dean asks him if he’s ok. “Yeah,”
he replies. “You know, Dad’s gonna be here
for Christmas,” Dean says. “Just like he
always is.” Sam starts to cry. “I just wanna
go to sleep, okay?” “Yeah ok,” Dean
says as Sam lays down. “It’ll all be better
when you wake up. You’ll see. Promise.”
Outside
the Carrigan’s
“So this is where Mrs. Wreath lives, huh?”
Dean says, as the boys stand in front of a very much
decorated house. “Boy, can’t you just feel
the evil Pagan vibe?” The boys start up the walkway
and knock on the door. “Yes?” A very cheerful
looking older woman answers the door. “Please
tell me you’re the Mrs. Carrigan who makes the
Meadowsweet wreaths,” Dean says. “Why yes
I am!” she says. “Bingo,” Dean says
with a grin. Sam tells her their were admiring her wreaths
in the store the other day, and she asks them if Meadowsweet
isn’t just the finest smelling thing they’ve
ever smelled. “It is, it sure is,” Sam says.
“The problem is that all your wreaths were sold
out.” “Oh fudge!” she says. “You
wouldn’t happen to have another one we could buy
from you, would you?” Dean asks. “Oh no,
I’m afraid those were the only ones I made this
season,” she says. “Tell me something, why
did you decide to make them out of Meadowsweet?”
Dean asks. “Why the smell of course!” she
says, as her husband comes down behind her. “I
don’t think I’ve ever smelled anything finer.”
“Yeah, you mentioned that,” says Sam as
the husband asks her what’s going on. “Oh
just some nice boys asking about my wreaths!”
she says. “Oh, the wreaths are fine, fine wreaths,”
he says. “Oh, care for some peanut brittle?”
Dean starts to reach for it, but Sam pulls his arm back.
“Thanks, we’re ok.”
Motel
Dean is sharpening a stake as Sam is on his laptop.
“I knew it!” he says. “I knew there
was something off about those two. The Carrigans lived
in Seattle last year, where two abductions took place
right around Christmas. They moved here in January.
All that Christmas crap in their house it wasn’t
bows of holly, it was revain and mint.” “Pagan
stuff?” Dean asks. “Serious pagan stuff,”
Sam replies. Dean asks if they’re hiding a Pagan
god under their plastic covered couch. “I dunno.
But we gotta check them out. So what about Bobby? He’s
sure evergreen stakes will kill this thing, right?”
Sam asks. “Yeah he’s sure,” Dean replies.
Carrigan’s,
night
Dean picks the lock of the door, and the boys go inside.
Once inside, Sam hands Dean a stake. “See? Plastic,”
Dean says, pointing to the plastic covered couch. The
boys walk around the room, everything is decorated for
Christmas. Sam then sees a door, and heads over. “Hey
Dean,” he says, and they go in. It leads to the
basement.
Once downstairs, they find blood and
body parts everywhere, on the railings, on tables, and
odd machines. They also see some of the bloody santa
suit. Sam then sees a big bag hanging at the side, and
he goes over. It appears to have something heavy in
it. As he reaches forward to touch it, it moves and
somebody yells. Sam whirls around and Mrs. Carrigan
is right behind him, she grabs his neck and pins him
to the wall, just as Mr. Carrigan grabs Dean and smashes
him against the wall, knocking him out. “Gosh
I wish you boys hadn’t come down here,”
Mrs. Carrigan says to Sam. His flashlight shines on
their faces, which appear slightly decayed in the light.
She then smashes his head against the wall, knocking
him out as well.
Kitchen
Sam and Dean are tied to chairs, back to back. “Dean?”
says Sam, “You okay?” “Yeah I think
so,” Dean replies after a moment. “So I
guess we’re dealing with Mr. and Mrs. God,”
says Sam. “Nice to know.” Just then the
Carrigans come in. “Oh, and here we thought you
two lazybones were going to sleep right through the
fun stuff!” Mrs. Carrigan says cheerfully. “Miss
all this? Nah, we’re partiers!” Dean says.
“Isn’t he just a kick in the pants, honey!”
Mr. Carrigan says. “You’re hunters, is what
you are.” “And you’re Pagan gods,”
Dean says. “So why don’t we just call it
even, and go our separate ways?” “What,
so you can bring back more hunters, and kill us?”
Mr. Carrigan says. “Haha, I don’t think
so.” “Maybe you should have thought of that
before you went snacking on humans,” Sam says.
“Oh now, don’t get all wet,” Mr. Carrigan
replies. “Oh, we used to take over a hundred tributes
a year,” his wife says, “now what do we
take? Two? Three?” She puts napkins in the boys’
laps. “Hardy Boys here make five,” her husband
says. “Now that’s not so bad, is it?”
she says. “Well I guess that makes you two the
Cunninghams,” Dean says. “You, mister, better
show us some respect,” Mr. Carrigan says to Dean.
“Or what? You’ll eat us?” Sam says.
“Not so fast,” Mr. Carrigan says. “There’s
rituals to be followed.” “Oh, we’re
just sticklers for ritual!” his wife says enthusiastically.
“And you know what kicks off the whole shebang?”
the husband says. “Let me guess. Meadowsweet.
Oh shucks, you’re just fresh out of wreaths, so
I guess we’d better just cancel the sacrifice,
huh,” Dean says quickly. “Oh don’t
be such a gloomy gus!” she says, putting pieces
of Meadowsweet around their necks. “Oh, don’t
they just look darling!” “Good enough to
eat,” her husband replies, licking his lips. “Alrighty
roo,” he goes on, “Step number two.”
He picks up a knife and a bowl, and goes over to Sam.
“Sammy?” Dean says frantically, as the man
cuts Sam’s arm and catches the blood in the bowl.
“Leave him alone, you son of a bitch!” he
yells. “You hear how they talk to us? The gods?”
Mr. Carrigan says. “Listen pal, back in the day
we were worshipped by millions.” “Times
have changed!” Dean yells. “Tell me about
it. All of a sudden this Jesus character’s the
hot new thing in town, and all of a sudden our altars
are being burned down and we’re being hunted down
like common monsters,” Mr. Carrigan says. Mrs.
Carrigan then says that for two millennia, they got
jobs and mortgages. “Why, we play Bridge on Tuesdays
and Fridays,” she says. “We’re just
like everybody else.” “You’re not
blending in as smooth as you think, lady,” Dean
says. “Now this might pinch a bit,” she
says, cutting Dean’s arm with the knife. “You
bitch!” Dean yells. “Oh my goodness, somebody
owes a nickel to the swear jar!” she says. “Oh,
do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge.”
“I’ll try to remember that,” Dean
says. “You boys have no idea how lucky you are.
There was a time when kids would come from miles around,
just to be sitting where you are.” “What
do you think you’re doing with those?” Sam
asks as Mr. Carrigan picks up a pair of pliers. “You
fudging touch me again I’ll fudging kill you!”
Dean says. “Very good!” Mrs. Carrigan says,
cutting his other arm. Meanwhile, Mr. Carrigan pulls
off one of Sam’s fingernails with the pliers.
“Oh ho! We’re got a winner!” he says.
“Merry Christmas, Sam,” Dean says. “What
else, dear?” his wife asks as they mix the stuff
together. “Oh let’s see. Blood, a fingernail…
oh, sweet Peter on a popsicle stick! I forgot the tooth.”
He picks up another tool and goes over to Dean. Just
as he’s grabbing one of Dean’s teeth, the
doorbell rings. “Somebody gonna get that?”
Dean says. “You should get that.”
As they open the door, a neighbour
is standing there with fruitcake. “I told you
I smelled fruitcake!” Mr. Carrigan says cheerfully
as his wife takes the cake. The neighbour asks if they
want to come carolling with them, and Mr. Carrigan quickly
says that his back is giving him trouble. She then asks
if they’re still on for bridge tomorrow night,
and then leaves. They turn around, drop the cake on
the floor, and go back into the kitchen.
As they enter the room, they realize the boys are gone.
Just then the doors close around them, trapping them
in the kitchen. Dean jams the door he’s in front
of, and then runs over to Sam. “What are we gonna
do, the evergreen stakes are the in basement!”
he says. “We have to find more evergreen, Dean,”
Sam says. “I think I just found somemore,”
he says, eyeing the Christmas tree. They block the door
with a cabinet, and run over to the Christmas tree.
They knock it over, and rip off two branches. The doors
suddenly stop shaking. As the boys look around, suddenly
Mr. Carrigan jumps Dean from behind, throwing him to
the ground. “You little thing,” Mrs. Carrigan
says, coming up behind Sam. “I loved that tree.”
She then begins to attack Sam. Meanwhile Mr. Carrigan
still has Dean on the ground, and is repeatedly hitting
him. As Sam is thrown backwards, he gets back up, blocks
Mrs. Carrigan’s arm, and stabs her with the branch.
“MADGE!” her husband yells, turning. Dean
grabs his own branch, hits the man with it, and then
stabs him. The boys stand up and look down at the two
dead gods. “Merry Christmas,” Sam says to
Dean.
Flashback
Dean shakes Sam awake. “Sam, wake up! Dad was
here. Look what he brought.” There is a small
Christmas tree in the corner, and presents. “Dad
was here?” Sam says. “Yeah, look at this!
We made a killing,” Dean says. “Why didn’t
he try to wake me up?” Sam asks. “He tried
to, like a thousand times,” Dean replies. “Did
I tell you he’d give us Christmas, or what? Go
on, dive in.” Sam gets up and goes over to the
couch with a couple of presents. Dean sits down beside
him. “What is it?” he asks. “Saphire
Barbie?” Sam says. “Dad probably thinks
you’re a girl,” Dean says quickly. “Open
that one.” Sam opens the next one. Inside is a
sparkly baton. Sam looks at Dean. “Dad never showed,
did he?” “Yeah he did, I swear,” Dean
says. “Dean, where’d you get all this stuff?”
Sam asks. Dean sighs. “The house up the block.
I swear, I didn’t know they were chick presents.
Look, I’m sure Dad would’ve been here if
he could.” “If he’s alive,”
Sam replies. “Don’t say that. Of course
he’s alive. It’s Dad,” Dean says.
Sam reaches into his jacket pocket and takes out the
present. “Here. Take this.” “No. It’s
for Dad,” Dean says. “Dad lied to me,”
Sam replies. “I want you to have it.” “You
sure?” Dean asks. “I’m sure,”
Sam answers. Dean opens it, and inside is his necklace,
the gold pendant. “Thank you Sam, I – I
love it,” Dean says. He puts it around his neck.
Motel
Sam looks up, and sees Dean coming through the door,
with the necklace on, of course. “Hey,”
says Sam, standing up. “You get the beer?”
“What’s all this?” says Dean, looking
at the Christmas tree and the decorations. “What
do you think it is? It’s Christmas,” Sam
replies. “What made you change your mind?”
Dean asks. Sam looks at him a minute, then holds out
a glass. “Here. Try the eggnog. Let me know if
it needs more kick.” Dean takes a drink and shakes
his head. “Nah.” “We’re good?”
Sam asks. “Yeah,” Dean replies. “Good,”
Sam says, as Dean shudders a little. “Well, have
a seat, let’s do, Christmas, or whatever,”
Sam says. “Alright. First things first,”
Dean says. “Merry Christmas, Sam.” He holds
out two presents. “Where’d you get these?”
Sam asks. “Someplace special,” Dean replies.
“The gas-mart down the street.” Sam laughs
as Dean tells him to open them up. “Well, great
minds think alike, Dean,” he says. “Really?
Come on,” Dean says as Sam hands him two presents.
“Ahha! Skin mags! And shaving cream!” Sam
says, opening his. “You like?” Dean asks.
“Yeah. Yeah,” Sam smiles. Dean opens his.
“Well look at this,” he says, holding up
a can of oil and a chocolate bar. “Fuel for me
and my baby. These are awesome, thanks.” “Good,”
Sam says. Dean picks up the eggnog and takes another
drink. “Merry Christmas, bro.” “Yeah,
yeah. Merry Christmas,” says Sam, clinking his
glass with Dean’s. “Hey Dean.” Dean
looks at him. Sam is silent for a minute, then says,
“You feel like watching the game?” “Absolutely,”
Dean replies. Sam turns on the TV, then sits down next
to Dean. After looking at each other one more time,
they sit back to watch the game.
Synopsis
by Deanandhisimpala
Episode Music
Silent Night by Sam
and Dean!!!
Have
Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by Rosemary Clooney
Extras
Episode
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Trailer
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The Legend Audio
Clips
Video Clips
Bing
Crosby
Fudge!
Merry
Christmas