Originally aired: 15/02/2007
Writer: John Shiban
Director: Brad May
Guest Stars: Jim Beaver as Bobby Singer
Official CW Description
THE
BROTHERS CALL UPON THEIR OLD FRIEND BOBBY FOR HELP -
Sam and Dean call upon their family friend and fellow
hunter Bobby for help after they are stumped by violent
and unexplainable happenings on a local college campus.
Bobby arrives with a suspicion as to the culprit behind
the killing spree and the brothers' escalating feud.
Full Synopsis
College
campus, outside Crawford Hall
A professor – he looks in his forties - is walking
toward the college, late at night. He suddenly sees
a young woman, standing at the side of the steps, fixing
her shoe. He asks her if she's lost. "No,"
she replies, "I've been waiting for you, Professor."
"Oh, you're in one of my classes?" he asks.
"Don't your recognize me?" she says. "They're
big classes," he says. "Anyway, my office
hours are Tuesday and Thursday mornings." "Really?
I was hoping I could see you know," she says, hopefully.
He thinks about it for a second and then says, "Well,
since you asked so nicely, come on." She smiles
and follows him.
In
his office, she is looking at a book with his picture
on the back. "Such a handsome photo," she
says, stroking it with her fingers. He laughs. "Oh,
that old thing. So, what can I do for you?" He
asks her how a paper is coming, but she shakes her head.
"Um, professor, I have a confession to make."
He turns from opening the window to look at her. "What's
that?" "I'm not really one of your students,"
she confesses, smiling. "Really," he says,
smiling himself. "Then why are you here?"
She continues to smile at him. After a long silence,
she says "Maybe I should just go." "Wait,"
he says, and she turns back. "I get it," he
says, walking over to her. "I understand how you're
feeling and it's only natural. You are young and wide-eyed,
and I'm somewhat of a celebrity around here." He
starts to pull her over toward him. "Don't get
me wrong, you're a very beautiful girl. But it would
be wrong of me to take advantage of you." Nevertheless
he touches her hair. "I just, I just respect you
too much." Then he begins to kiss her. Suddenly
her face begins to go rotted looking. "Oh my God,"
he says, seeing her. "What?" she asks. "Don't
you like me anymore? Don't you want me?" He backs
up away from her. She comes forward. Outside, one of
the staff is locking up the doors. He heards a thump
behind him and he turns to see the Professor lying dead
on the steps.
The
boys' motel
Sam is sitting in a motel room, looking at some books.
Dean is making happy groans next to him as he is eating
fries and gravy and sitting on a bed, also reading and
listening to music. "Dude. You mind not eating
those on my bed?" Sam says. "No, I don't mind,"
Dean says, not moving. "How's the research going?"
he asks. "You know how it's going?" Sam says,
closing a book and turning to glare at Dean, "Slow.
You know how it would go a heck of a lot faster? If
I had my computer!" Dean smiles and nods at him.
"Could you turn that down, please?" Sam finally
says angrily. "Yeah, absolutely," replies
Dean, reaching over and turning the radio up instead.
"You know what?" Sam says. "Maybe you
should just go somewhere for a while." "Hey,
that's a great idea," says Dean. "I'd love
to. Unfortunately, my car is all screwed to hell."
"Dean I told you, I have nothing to do with –"
Sam begins, but he is interrupted by a knocking at the
door. They exchange looks, and then Sam goes to the
door and opens it. Bobby is standing outside. He comes
in and the boys greet him. "It's good to see you
again so soon," he says. "Yeah, thanks for
coming," says Sam. "So uh – what didn't
you want to talk to me on the phone about?" Bobby
asks them. "It's this job we're working,"
begins Sam. "We weren't sure you'd believe us."
"I can believe a lot," says Bobby. "Yeah
yeah, I know, it's just we've never seen anything like
it –" "Not even close," Dean adds.
"- and we thought we could use some fresh eyes,"
Sam finishes. "Well, why don't you begin at the
beginning?" Bobby suggests. "Alright, so,
it all started when we caught wind of an obit,"
Sam begins. "See a professor took a nose dive from
a fourth story window, only there's a campus legend
that the building's haunted. So we pretexted these reporters
from the local paper."
Bar
Sam is sitting at a table with a girl and a guy. He's
asking them why they think the professor did it. The
girl tells him that he had a wife and kids, and his
book is like a really big deal. "Then again,"
she says, "who's to say it was suicide?" The
guy starts to argue, but Sam asks, "What else could
it be?" She starts to say something but the guy
interrupts, saying "It's a bunch of crap, it's
a total urban legend." "Yeah well, Heather's
mom went to school here and she knew the girl,"
the girl says. "What girl?" asks Sam. "See,
three years ago? This girl was having an affair with
some professor. He broke it off, she jumped out a window
and killed herself." "You know her name?"
asks Sam. "No. But they say she jumped from room
669. Get it? You turn the nine upside down…?"
Sam nods. "So now she haunts the building. And
anyone who sees her? They don’t live to tell the
tale," she finishes. "Well if no one lives
to tell the tale then… how does the tale get told?"
asks the guy. "Curtis! Shut up!" she says.
"You know what? Thanks a lot guys. Excuse me."
Sam stands up and leaves.
Dean
is sitting at the bar, having a few shots. "Dean,
what are you drinking?" Sam says, coming up. "I
don't know man, I think they’re called purple
nurples?" Dean says with a little burp. "Well
listen, I think maybe we should go check out the professor's
office," Sam says. "No no no no," Dean
says. "I got a feisty little wildcat on the hook,
I'm gonna 'zzzz' reel her in." He turns to a girl
standing next to him. "I'll introduce you. Starla?"
A chubby girl with tons of makeup turns around, in the
middle of a drink. "This is my shuttle co-pilot,
Major Tom. Major Tom, this is Starla." "Hi,"
says Sam. She holds out a drink to him and then suddenly
puts her hand over her mouth, coughing. "Sorry,"
she says. "Just trying to keep my liquor down…"
Dean laughs and turns back to Sam. "Hey, good news.
She's got a sister…" He smiles at Sam and
Sam smiles weakly back. Starla giggles and puts her
arms around Dean's neck. Suddenly –
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boys' motel
"Whoa whoa whoa," cuts in Dean. "Come
on dude, that's not how it happened." "No?
So you never drank a purple nurple?" says Sam with
a smile. "Yeah maybe that, but I don't say things
like 'feisty little wildcat' and her name wasn't Starla."
Bobby watches silently. "Then what was it?"
asks Sam. "I dunno," says Dean. "But
she was a classic chick. She was a grad student. Anthropology
and folklore. We were talking about local ghost stories."
Bar
Dean is standing with a beautiful young woman, dressed
in a low-cut black dress. "Here's to…"
she begins, holding up a drink. "Here's to us,"
Dean finishes, and they clink glasses and drink. "My
God," she says, "You are attractive."
"Thanks," Dean says humbly. "But no time
for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend.
Please – lives are at stake.""Sorry,"
she says, "I can't even concentrate. It's like
staring… into the sun." She moves forward
and starts to stroke his hair, and then they start to
kiss. Sam walks up behind them and watches for a second
before saying loudly, "Dean, what do you think
you're doing?" Dean turns around. "Sam please.
If you wouldn't mind, just give me five minutes here."
"Dean, this is a very serious investigation,"
Sam says. "We don't have time for any of your blah
blah blah. Blah blah blah…" Dean turns away
and begins to kiss the girl again. Sam stares at him
for a second and then says very loudly, "Blah!"
Then –
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boys' motel
"Right!" says Sam. "And that's how it
really happened. I don't sound like that, Dean!"
"That's what you sounded like to me," Dean
replies. "Okay, what's going on with you two?"
asks Bobby. "Nothing," Sam says. "It's
nothing." "Come on," says Bobby, "You're
bickering like an old married couple." "No,
married couples can get divorced," says Dean. "Me
and him? We're like Siamese twins." "It's
conjoined twins," Sam says loudly as Dean gets
up. "See what I mean?" Dean adds. "Look,
we've just been on the road for too long, tight quarters
all day. Don’t worry about it," Sam says.
"Okay," says Bobby, unsure. "Anyway,
we figured it might be a haunting. So went to check
out the scene of the crime."
Professor's
office
"So how long you been working here?" asks
Sam, talking to the same worker who locked the door
the night the professor died. "I have been mopping
this floor for six years," he says. "There
you go, guys," he says, unlocking the door to the
office and turning on the light. "What the heck
is that for?" he asks as Sam takes out their EMF
meter. Sam tells him it will pick up wiring in the walls.
The worker says he's not sure why they're wiring up
this office, as it isn't going to do the professor much
good. "Why's that?" asks Dean. "He's
dead," replies the guy. "What happened?"
asks Dean. "He went out that window, right there,"
he replies, pointing. "Yeah? Were you working that
night?" asks Sam. "I'm the one who found him,"
the guy replies. Sam asks if he saw him do it, and he
replies no. "I just saw him come up here and –
well." Dean is busy eating something over in the
corner. "What?" asks Sam. "He wasn't
alone," he finishes. "Who was he with?"
asks Dean, coming over. His mouth is stuffed totally
full with food. ("Come on!" says Dean's voice,
back at the motel, "I ate one, maybe two!"
"Just let me tell it, okay?" says Sam.) "He
was with a young lady. I told the cops about it, but
I guess they never found her." "You saw this
girl come in, but you did you ever see her come out?"
asks Sam. "Now that you mention it, no," he
says. "You ever see her before, around?" asks
Sam. "Not her," replies the worker. "What
do you mean?" asks Dean, still stuffing food in
his mouth. The guy replies that the professor had brought
a lot of girls up to his office. Sam quickly asks him,
"One more thing, this building has only four stories,
right? So there wouldn't be a room 669?" "Course
not. Why do you ask?" the worker says. "Just
curious," replies Sam. Dean's mouth is now packed
so full he can't even close it.
"No
traces of EMF, that's for sure," says Sam as the
boys go into their motel. "Yeah, and that room
669's a load of crap," Dean says. "So what
do you think?" asks Sam. "I don't know,"
says Dean. "The girl the janitor described is pretty
weird." He says they should check out the history
of the building and see if any girls killed themselves
there. Sam picks up his computer and flips it open,
then looks annoyed and asks, "Dude, were you on
my computer?" "No," says Dean. "Oh
really? 'Cause it's frozen now, on – uh, busty
asian beaties dot com?" Dean squints at him for
a second and then quickly leaves. "Dean! Would
you just – just don't touch my stuff anymore,
okay?" Dean starts to argue back.
The
boys' motel
"Well did you dig up anything about the building?
Any suicidal co-ed?" Bobby asks. "No. History's
clean," Sam replies. "So it's not a haunting,"
Bobby says. "Maybe not. To tell you the truth,
we're not really sure," Dean says. "What do
you mean you're not sure?" asks Bobby. "Well,
it's weird," Sam begins. "What's weird?"
Bobby asks. "This next part – we didn't see
it happen ourselves, exactly, but… pretty freakin'
weird," Dean answers. "Even for us."
Campus,
outside Crawford Hall
Curtis is walking along outside when he hears something
weird behind him, like a machine. He turns and looks
back, but there's nothing. He keeps walking and then
hears an odd noise, like humming over top of him. He
looks up, and then starts wlaking again. Suddenly a
light shines down on him. He yells and starts running,
but then falls. The light is following him. Suddenly
he begins rising into the air in the beam of light,
screaming.
The
boys' motel
"Aliens?" says Bobby. "Yeah," Sam
says. "Aliens?" Bobby says again. "Yeah,"
says Dean. "Look, even if they are real, they're
sure as hell not coming to earth and swiping people,"
Bobby says. "Hey, believe me, we know," says
Dean. "My whole life, I've never found any evidence
of an honest-to-God abduction," Bobby replies.
"It’s all just cranks and pranks." "Yeah,
that's what we thought," Sam says. "But, we
figured we'd at least talk to the guy."
Bar
Sam and Dean are sitting with Curtis, who has a bunch
of drinks in front of him. "Hey, you oughta give
those purple nurples a shot," says Dean, but Sam
clears his throat. "So what happened, Curtis?"
"You won't believe me, nobody does," Curtis
replies. "Give us a chance," Sam says. "I
do not want this in the papers," Curtis says firmly.
"Off the record then," Dean says. "I
uh – I blacked out and I lost time and when I
woke up, I don't know where I was," Curtis begins.
(Curtis is lying down and there are aliens leaning over
him.) "Then what?" asks Sam, sitting down.
"They did tests on me, and um –" he
pauses for a drink. "They uh – they probed
me." "They probed you?" says Dean. "Yeah,
they probed me. Again and again and again and again
and again and then one more time." "Yikes,"
says Dean. "And that's not even the worst of it,"
Curtis begins. "How could it get any worse?"
asks Dean. "I mean, some alien made you his bitch."
Curtis glares at him and Sam frowns at him. "They
– they made me slow dance!" Curtis says.
(Curtis is slow-dancing with an alien under a disco
ball.) The boys look at each other, and then try in
vain to think of something to say.
The
boys' motel
"You guys are exaggerating again, huh?" says
Bobby. "No," they say together. "Then
this frat boy's just nuts," Bobby says. "We're
not so sure," Dean replies.
On
campus
Dean and Sam are standing looking at a big round burned
patch of grass. "I'm telling you, Dean, this was
made by some kind of jet engine," Sam says. "You
mean some saucer-shaped jet engine?" says Dean
sarcastically. "What else could it be?" asks
Sam. "What the hell," says Dean. "I don't
know," says Sam. "No, seriously, dude, what
the hell?" says Dean. "I don't know!"
says Sam. "I mean first the haunting and now this?
The timing alone, there's got to be some sort of connection
here." "What you mean between the angry spirit
and the sexed-up ET?" Dean replies. "I mean
what could the connection possibly be?" ("What
could we do?" says Dean. "So we just kept
on digging.)
The
boys are standing talking to a student. "So, you
and this guy Curtis, you're in the same house?"
asks Sam. "Yeah," replies the kid. "You
heard what happened to him, right?" asks Dean.
"Yeah, he said it was aliens, but you know, whatever,"
the guy says. "Look, man, I know this all has to
be so hard," says Sam. "Not so much,"
says the guy. "But I want you to know," Sam
continues, "I'm here for you. You brave little
soldier! I acknowledge your pain. Come here." He
grabs the guy in a hug. "Too precious for this
world," he says, as Dean looks awkward.
"I
never said that!" Sam interrupts. "You're
always saying pansy stuff like that," Dean replies.
Sam just looks shocked and annoyed.
Back
with Sam hugging the guy, he awkwardly pats Sam on the
back and says, "Well – uh – thanks
– thanks for the hug – but I'm okay, really."
Sam nods, backing up, then pats him on the shoulder
a few more times. "To tell you the truth, whatever
happened to Curtis, he had it coming," the guy
goes on. "Why's that?" asks Dean. "He's
our pledge master. He put us through hell this semester,"
replies the guy. "So now he knows how we feel."
"Hmm. It's okay," he says to Sam, patting
him on the shoulder, and Sam smiles gratefully.
Back
at their motel, Dean says "Still doesn't make a
lick of sense. But hey, at least there's one connection."
"Between what?" asks Sam. "The victims,"
Dean says. "They're both dicks." "That's
a connection?" says Sam. "You got anything
better to go on, I'd love to hear it," Dean says.
"Where's my laptop?" Sam says suddenly. "I
don’t know," says Dean. He starts to talk
about how the guys got what was coming to them, "I
left it in here," Sam interrupts. "You obviously
didn’t," Dean replies. "These punishments,
they're almost poetic. Actually that'd be a limmerick…"
"Okay," says Sam. "Hilarious. Where'd
you hide it?" "What, your computer?"
Dean asks. "Yeah. Where'd you hide it?" Sam
asks. "Why would I take your computer?" Dean
argues. "Because no one else could have, Dean!
We keep the door locked, we never let any maids in."
"Looks like you lost it, Poindexter," Dean
says with a smile. "Dude, you know something, I
put up with a lot from you!" Sam says angrily.
"What're you talking about, I'm a joy to be around,"
Dean says. "Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink?
Your food in the fridge?" "What's wrong with
my food?" Dean interrupts. "It's not food
anymore, Dean! It's Darwinism!" "I like it,"
Dean mutters. "You know all I ask from you is one
thing, that you don't mess with my stuff," Sam
yells. "You done?" Dean says. Sam shakes his
head. "You know, how would you feel if I screwed
with the Impala?" "It'd be the last thing
you ever did," Dean says firmly.
The
boys' motel
"Did you take his computer?" Bobby asks. "It
serves him right, but no," Dean replies. "Well
I didn't lose it," Sam says. "'Cause I don't
lose things." "Oh that's right, yeah, 'cause
he's Mr. Perfect," Dean says, pointing at Sam.
"Okay, okay, why don't you just tell me what happened
next?" Bobby says. "There was one more victim,"
Dean begins. "Right, right, and we didn't see this
one ourselves, either. But we kinda put it together
from the evidence. This guy, he was a research scientist.
Animal testing." "Yeah, you know, a dick,"
puts in Dean. "Which fits the pattern."
Campus
The scientist is walking down steps from Crawford Hall
and is crossing the road when suddenly he sees something
shining down inside a drain. He crouches down and looks
in. It's a watch. He sticks his arm down inside the
drain, trying to reach it. Suddenly he starts screaming
– something's got his arm.
Morgue
Sam and Dean break into the morgue through a window.
("The cops didn’t release a cause of death
because they had no idea what the cause was," Dean
is saying. "So, we checked it out ourselves,"
Sam finishes.) Inside, they pull out the tray. "Well
this oughta be quick," says Dean. They pull off
the cloth – which is bloodstained. Underneath
there is only an arm and a leg left, along with lots
of guts. "Okay, that is just nasty," says
Dean, looking away. "Mutilated?" "Looks
to me like something was hungry," Sam says. "They
identify him yet?" asks Dean. "Yeah. A research
scientist at the college. Guess where his office was,
by the way. Crawford Hall. Same as the professor,"
Sam says. "That's where the frat boy had his close
encounter," Dean says. "Yeah – hey,
grab me that thing, would you?" Sam points at a
magnifying glass nearby. Dean gets it for him. Sam looks
at something on the bodypart. "What is it?"
asks Dean. "It looks like a – a belly scale?"
Sam says. "A belly scale?" says Dean incredulously.
"From what?" "Uh – an alligator?"
Sam finishes. "An alligator in the sewer,"
Dean says. "Come on." "What? Dean, it's
a classic urban legend. The kid flushes a baby alligator
down the toilet and it grows huge in the tunnels?"
"Yeah but nobody's really ever found one. I mean
– they're not real," Dean says. "And
then there's alien abduction," Sam continues. "But
something jumped on this guy." "This couldn't
get any weirder," Dean says. "Yeah maybe we
should get some help. I'll call Bobby, maybe he's run
into something like this before," Sam suggests.
"Oh, I'm sure he has, it’s just your typical
haunted campus-alien abduction-haunted sewer-gig,"
Dean says. "Yeah, it's simple."
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boys' motel
"We decided to search the sewer anyway. So we split
up, each taking one end of campus," Sam says. "Did
you find anything?" Bobby asks. "Yeah, I found
something. Just not in the sewer," Dean says.
Outside
Dean climbs out of the sewer and walks around the corner,
only to stop in horror. All the air in the tires of
the Impala has been let out. Dean finds some money on
the floor held together in a little metal clip. "Sam!"
he says angrily.
Dean
comes into the motel room, slamming the door behind
him. "You think this is funny?" he says angrily.
"It depends," says Sam. "What?"
Dean mocks him for a second and then says angrily, "The
car! You can’t let the air out of the tires, idiot,
you're gonna bend the rims!" "Whoa, wait a
minute. I didn't go near your car," says Sam. "Oh
yeah? Huh. Then how did I find this?" Dean says,
holding up the money. Sam looks shocked and reaches
into his pockets, then stands up, realizing it's gone.
He turns to look at Dean. "Hey, give me back my
money." "Oh no, no. Consider it reparations
for – emotional trauma," says Dean, walking
past him. "Yeah, very funny! Now give it back!"
Sam says, going after him and making a grab for the
money as Dean takes off his coat, but Dean says no and
moves it away. "Dean, I have had it up to here
with you," says Sam furiously. "Yeah? Right
back at you!" says Dean. Sam reaches for the money
again, and once again Dean jerks it away. Sam laughs
and then tries again, then finally tackles Dean. "Hey
come on!" Dean yells, trying to get away. "Give
it back!" Sam says, holding Dean tightly so he
can't get away.
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boys' motel
"Okay, I've heard enough," says Bobby. "Anyway,
you showed up about an hour after that," Dean says.
"I'm surprised at you two," Bobby continues.
"I really am. Sam, first off, Dean did not steal
your computer." "But I-" begins Sam.
"Shhh," says Bobby, holding up his hand. "And
Dean, Sam did not touch your car." Dean says nothing.
"And if you two had bothered to pull your heads
out of your asses, it all would've been pretty clear."
"What?" says Dean, confused. "What you're
dealing with," says Bobby. "Uh," says
Sam. "I got nothing," says Dean. "Me
neither," says Sam. "You got a trickster on
your hands," Bobby explains. "That's what
I thought," says Dean, smiling. "What?"
says Sam. "No you didn’t!" "But
let me tell you," cuts in Bobby. "You guys
were the biggest clue." "What do you mean?"
asks Sam. "These things create chaos and mischief
as easy as breathing. And it's got you so turned around,
and at each other's throats, you can't even think straight."
"The laptop," says Sam. "The tires,"
Dean says. "It knows you're onto it," Bobby
says. "And it's been playing you like fiddles."
"So what is it, spirit? Demon? What?" Dean
asks. "More like demi-gods, really," Bobby
begins. He lists a few gods, including Loki in Scandinavia.
"There's dozens of them. They’re immortal,
and they can create things out of thin air, things as
real as you and me, and make them vanish just as quick."
"You mean like an angry spirit, or an alien, or
an alligator," Dean says. "The victims fit
the MO too," Bobby continues. "Tricksters
target the high and the mighty. Knock 'em down a peg.
Usually with a sense of humour. Deadly pranks, things
like that." "Bobby, what do these things look
like?" Dean asks. "Lots of things, but human,
mostly," Bobby says. Dean turns to Sam. "And
what human do we know that’s been at ground zero
this whole time?"
Somebody
is looking at a magazine with all sorts of different
headlines – aliens and alligators. He comes across
one that says Cannibal Madman Chainsaws Family! "Oh,"
he says. "That's a good one." It's the janitor
from Crawford Hall. He calls to his dog and then stands
up. "Did you eat? I could eat." He heads over
to the table, where there is tons of cakes, fruit, and
chocolate. "Something's missing," he says,
and then two women appear next to him and start to feed
him the food.
Inside
Crawford Hall
The janitor is with Sam and Dean again. "Sorry
I'm dragging a little ass today, boys," he says.
"Had quite the night last night. Lots of sex, if
you catch my drift." "Yeah, hard not to,"
says Dean. "Listen we won't be long, we've just
gotta check a couple of offices up on three." He
motions at Sam behind the janitor's back. "Oh,
damn, I forgot something in the truck. You know what,
I'll catch up with you guys," Sam says. "Okay,"
says Dean, and the two of them walk away. Sam heads
downstairs and checks out the lockers. He finally finds
one with Weekly World News inside with a picture of
a UFO on the front.
Outside
Crawford Hall
"Just 'cause he reads Weekly World News doesn't
mean he's our guy," says Sam to Dean as they head
down the steps. "I mean, you read it too."
"I'm telling you it's him," says Dean. "I
just think we need some more proof, that’s all,"
says Sam. "Look, another thing Bobby mentioned
is that these things have a metabolism like an insect,
you know, a real sweet tooth," says Dean. "Well
I didn't find any candy bars," argues Sam. "Or
sugar." "Yeah, that's probably cause you missed
something," Dean says. "I don't miss things,"
Sam says. "Oh right, 'cause you're Mr. Perfect,"
Dean says. "What? Are you really still pissed at
me because of what the trickster did?" Sam says
incredulously. "Oh come on, man, you've been a
tight ass long before that trickster showed up,"
Dean argues. Meanwhile the janitor is watching from
the window. "Look, just stay here, keep an eye
on the janitor, I'll go to his place and see if I can
find any actual evidence, before you go barging in staking
the man!" Dean looks away. "Just wait till
I get back, okay?" says Sam. "Mmm," says
Dean. "Okay?" Sam says again. "Okay!"
Dean says loudly. The janitor is still watching as Sam
goes to the car and Dean walks away.
It's
night, and Dean is still waiting outside the hall. He's
pacing around, obviously getting tired of waiting. Finally
he says, "Screw this," sand heads up the steps
and inside the hall.
Inside
Crawford Hall
He takes out his flashlight and starts looking around,
heading down the stairs. Then he goes back up. Suddenly
he hears music playing. He turns around and heads over
to the door where it's coming from. It's the door to
the theatre, and down on the stage there's a big bed
and there's two women sitting on it. Dean goes inside
further, looking around. "We've been waiting for
you, Dean," says one of the women, and they move
forward. "You guys aren't real," says Dean.
"Trust me, it'll feel real," she says. "Come
on," says the other one. "Let us give you
a massage." "You know I'm a sucker for happy
endings," says Dean, "but really I'm gonna
have to pass." "They’re a peace offering,"
says a voice behind Dean, and he turns to see the janitor
sitting in the theatre. "I know what you and your
brother do. I've been around a while. Run into your
kind before." "Well then you know that I can't
let you keep hurting people," says Dean. "Come
on," says the janitor, "those people got what
was comin' to them. But you and Sam, I like you. I do.
So treat yourself. As long as you want. Just long enough
for me to move onto the next town." "Yeah,
I don't think I can let you do that," says Dean.
"I don't want to hurt you," says the guy,
"And you know that I can." "Look man,
I gotta tell you, I dig your style. I mean – and
the slow dancing alien?" They laugh together. "One
of my personal favourites," the trickster laughs.
"Yeah, but I can’t let you go," Dean
finishes. "Too bad," says the trickster. "Like
I said, I liked you. But Sam was right. You shouldn't
have come alone." "Well, I'll agree with you
there," says Dean, and suddenly Sam and Bobby come
into the theatre. "That fight you guys had outside,"
says the trickster. "That was a trick?" Dean
smiles and shrugs. "Hmm. Not bad," he says.
Dean pulls out a stake from inside his jacket. "But
you wanna see a real trick?" goes on the trickster.
Suddenly a man holding a chainsaw appears behind Sam.
Dean goes forward to stab him, but one of the women
on the bed grabs him and throws him aside. Bobby and
Sam fight with the chainsaw man as Dean is being beat
up by the two women. The trickster is laughing as it
all happens. Finally Dean is thrown and hits into some
of the chairs, and they stop coming after him. "Nice
toss, ladies!" laughs the trickster. "Nice
show." Dean spots a stake on the ground at the
same time as Sam does. "Dean, Dean, Dean Dean,"
says the trickster. "I did not want to have to
do this." As he stands up, Sam throws the stake
to Dean and Dean jumps up, stabbing it into the trickster's
chest. "Me neither," says Dean. The man with
the chainsaw vanishes, and so do the women. Dean pulls
out the stake, and the man's body slumps down on the
seats, dead. "You guys okay?" Dean asks Bobby
and Sam as they run up. "Yeah," says Sam.
"I guess." "I gotta say," says Dean,
"he had style." They leave the theatre.
Outside
Crawford Hall
"Bobby, thanks a lot," begins Sam as they
leave the hall. "We really couldn’t –"
"Save it," says Bobby. "Let's just get
the hell out of Dodge before someone finds that body."
"Yeah," agrees Sam. Bobby gets into the Impala,
but Sam stops. "Dean, hey, I just wanted to say
that I'm – um –" "Hey," says
Dean. "Me too." They lok at each other for
a second and then Bobby gets out of the car again. "You
guys are breaking my heart, could we please just leave?"
They get in the car and drive away.
Inside
Crawford Hall
Inside, someone walks up to the body still lying on
the chairs. Slowly the body disappears, and we see that
the man that came up is the same janitor – again.
He takes a bite of a chocolate bar.
Synopsis
by Meghan (deanandhisimpala)
Episode Music
Next
to You by Junk Food
Walk Away by James Gang
Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh
Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe by Barry White
Extras
Episode
Trailer Episode
Promos Episode
Screencaps Inside
The Legend Episode
Review Audio Clips
Video Clips
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Nurple
Electricians
Aliens
The
Fight